WiseCracks Cafe Menu Prices

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Casual eatery with free WiFi & a children’s playground serving cocktails & all-day breakfast.

The Burton’s expanded several times and became a huge success for many years in Corvallis. After their retirement on January 22, 2006, it was up in the air what should become of the historical site. The restaurant was split into three separate parts creating three separate businesses. The Solstice Cafe, GK1, and alas WiseCracks Cafe. After trying to fill the space with another retail occupancy, the city’s response changed the new owners mind. Several people begged him to maintain the spot as a restaurant, which was much more challenging. The Dale’s noticed the spot in March of 2006. They looked at it and saw huge potential for their dream to come true. The papers were signed and they began creating a new restaurant staple in Corvallis.

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Satirical Skillets
Athens Skillet
A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olives, capers, and fresh spinach sautéed & tossed with home fries, then topped with feta cheese.		 $13.00
Yee-Hah (South Of The Border) Skillet
Spicy spanish chorizo, sautéed peppers & onion, black olive, tillamook cheddar & pepperjack cheeses tossed with home fries & served with fresh guacamole & sour cream.		 $13.50
“Everything But The Kitchen Sink” Skillet
Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom & black olives, tossed with home fries & topped with our delicious 3-cheese blend.		 $13.50
Northwest Vegetarian Skillet
Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion, garlic & tomato sautéed & tossed with home fries, then topped with tillamook cheddar.		 $13.00
Cajun Skillet
Chorizo, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, & garlic sautéed with home fries & topped with mozzarella, tillamook cheddar & provolone cheeses.		 $13.00
Cheese Steak Skillet
Tender chunks of beef sautéed with onions & peppers, then tossed with home fries & topped with our delicious 3-cheese blend.		 $13.30
Headliners
3rd Street Scramble
Roasted garlic, fresh spinach & mushrooms sautéed & tossed with scrambled eggs then topped with feta & pine-nuts. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ grandma’s homemade jam.		 $13.00
Hobo Hash
Sautéed ham, bacon, green onion, garlic & tomato tossed with home fries & scrambled eggs, then topped with tillamook cheddar cheese. Served with toast & grandma’s homemade jam		 $12.50
The Double Dipper
Two buttermilk pancakes & ** two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon & two sausage links.		 $12.00
“The Motherload”
Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips & ** two eggs any syle. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.		 $14.50
Huevos Rancheros
Two flour tortillas with machaca-style black beans, a three cheese blend & ** three eggs any style topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream & guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns or home fries.		 $13.50
Pigs In A Blanket
Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with **2 eggs any style & choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.		 $14.00
Country Road
Come on home with traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with ** two eggs any style & choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ grandma’s homemade jam.		 $15.50
Mother Clucker
Crispy chicken, tillamook cheddar, grilled homemade biscuit topped with country gravy & choice of side.		 $12.50
Slamwich
Grilled texas-style french toast smothered in tillamook cheddar, swiss, scrambled eggs, & choice of bacon, sausage or ham, then finished with a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.		 $13.00
Big Bad Wet Breakfast Burrito
A large flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo & a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream & guacamole. Served with choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese.		 $13.00
Beaver Combi-Nation
Waffle or texas-style french toast & **two eggs any style served with bacon, sausage or ham.		 $13.50
Miss. Swiss
Asparagus, mushrooms & garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with swiss. Served with hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast with grandma’s homemade jam.		 $12.50
Loco-Moco
This hawaiian-style favorite includes two scoops of steamed rice & a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with ** two eggs any style & toast with grandma’s homemade jam.		 $13.50
Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with ** two eggs any style & choice of hash browns, home fries, fruit cup or cottage cheese & toast w/ grandma’s homemade jam.		 $13.50
German Hash Browns & Eggs
Grilled onions & white cheddar top a healthy portion of hash browns. Served with ** two eggs any style & toast w/grandma’s homemade jam		 $11.50
Chicken & Waffles
A savory golden malted waffle with crispy chicken breast, served with country gravy		 $13.00
Wet Your Whistle
Strawberry Lemonade
W/ fresh strawberries		 $4.00
Juice Spritzer
1/2 club soda & 1/2 juice of choice		 $3.50
Shirly Temple
Sierra mist or pepsi with a splash of grenadine and a maraschino cherry		 $3.50
Roy Rodgers
Sierra mist or pepsi with a splash of grenadine and a maraschino cherry		 $3.50
Italian Cream Soda
1/2 club soda & 1/2 raspberry or strawberry and topped with whipped cream		 $4.00
Milk $2.50
Organic Coffee
Regular and decaf		 $3.50
Cold Brew
House-made		 $4.00
Organic Chai Tea
Hot or cold w/ whipped cream & nutmeg		 $4.00
Hot Tea
Earl grey (reg & decaf), peppermint, raspberry, english breakfast, orange spice, chamomile, green		 $3.50
Iced Tea $3.00
Hot Cocoa
With whipped cream & marshmallows		 $4.00
Holy Awesome Hot Spiced Cider
(Fall and winter seasonal)		 $4.00
The Broken Mocha
1/2 cocoa & 1/2 coffee topped with whipped cream		 $4.00
Wet Your Whistle – Juice
Grapefruit $2.50
Pineapple $2.50
Orange $2.50
Apple $2.50
Grape $2.50
Cranberry $2.50
Tomato $2.50
Wet Your Whistle – Soda Pop
Pepsi $2.00
Diet Pepsi $2.00
Mt. Dew $2.00
Ginger Ale $2.00
Root Beer $2.00
Sierra Mist $2.00
Dr. Pepper $2.00
More Mimosas, Please!
Just Your Average Mimosa, Or Is It?
1/2 orange, pineapple, grapefruit, or cranberry juice & 1/2 champagne		 $5.50
Strawberry Lemon-Osa
Torani syrup, strawberry slices, lemonade, vodka shot & a champagne finish		 $7.50
Dreamsicle Mimosa
Whipped cream vodka, pineapple or orange juice & a champagne finish		 $8.50
Peaches N’ Cream Mimosa
Whipped cream vodka, peach nectar & a champagne finish		 $8.50
Bottle Champagne W/ Premium Orange Juice Carafe $20.00
Mary And The Whole Fam Damily
Miss Mary
Vodka, wisecracks mary mix, salt rim & garnished w/ bacon, olive, onion, pepperoncini, & green bean		 $8.00
Wyatt Earp
Wisecracks mary mix, dash of a1 sauce, whiskey & garnished with bacon		 $8.00
Sassy Aunt Suzanne
Vodka, wisecracks mary mix, horseradish, dave’s insanity sauce, salted rim & garnished w/ bacon, onion, olive, pepperoncini, & green bean		 $9.00
Coffees W/ A Kick!
Irish Coffee
Baileys, and whiskey with coffee to top it off		 $7.00
The Kgb
Kahlua, and vodka with coffee and cream to top it off		 $7.00
Da’ Otha’ Stuff!
Coors Light $3.50
Red Beer
Coors light and tomato juice		 $4.00
Hot Tea
Earl Grey
(Reg & decaf)		 $3.50
Peppermint $3.50
Raspberry $3.50
English Breakfast $3.50
Orange Spice $3.50
Chamomile $3.50
Green $3.50
Raise Your “Spirits” Drink Menu
Bloody Mary $7.00
Virgin Mary $5.00
Mimosa
Cranberry, orange, pineapple, or grapefruit		 $5.00
Greyhound
Vodka and grapefruit		 $5.00
Screwdriver
Vodka and orange juice		 $5.00
Electric Lemonade
Stoli strawberry vodka w/ lemonade and fresh strawberries		 $6.00
Vodka Red Bull $7.00
Coffee W/A Kick
Whiskey & kaluah or peppermint schnapps		 $5.00
Coffee Nudge
Baileys and kahlua		 $6.00
Domestic Beers $3.00
Micro Beers $3.50
Red Beer $3.50
Seasonal Two Towns Cider $4.00
Moscow Mule
Vodka, gingerbeer, lime juice		 $6.00
Ask About Our Monthly Drink Special $6.00
Others
Shirly Temple Rodgers
Sierra mist or pepsi with a splash of grenadine and a maraschino cherry		 $3.50
Hot Chocolate

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Contact WiseCracks Cafe

Address: 119 SW 3rd St, Corvallis, OR 97333

Phone: (541) 230-8202

Website: https://wisecrackscafe.com/

Hours

Saturday 7AM–3PM
Sunday 7AM–3PM
Monday 7AM–2PM
Tuesday 7AM–2PM
Wednesday 7AM–2PM
Thursday 7AM–2PM
Friday 7AM–2PM

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