Neighborhood bar & grill decked out in sports paraphernalia & TVs showing the latest games.
Celebrating the professional football career of Joe Theismann and the American traditions surrounding professional sports, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant presents a menu of upscale bar and pub fare, plus a full bar featuring beer, wine and craft cocktails. The restaurant is centered around a main dining area with flat-screen TVs for watching the game, plus an intimate lounge area flanked by leather sofas, and secondary dining room that can be closed off for private events. Open for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch.
Menu
All Day Menu | |
Starters | |
Hot Beer Cheese golden lager, soft pretzels |
$11.00 |
Reuben Fries house-corned beef, scallions, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, toasted caraway seeds, skin-on fries |
$14.00 |
Roasted Garlic Hummus house made, smoked paprika, warm pita |
$10.00 |
House Made Onion Rings panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing |
$9.00 |
DC Chili-Cheese Fries dc-style chili, beer cheese, half smoke sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch |
$10.00 |
Sweet Potato Tots hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions |
$8.00 |
Cuban Sliders dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce |
$14.00 |
Giant Cheesey Garlic Pull-Apart Bread mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara |
$12.00 |
Chicken Fried Pickles blackened ranch |
$8.00 |
Wings | |
Breaded or Naked | $14.00 |
Salads | |
Garden Salad mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette |
$10.00 |
Greens & Feta Salad dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette |
$12.50 |
Caesar Salad* romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan |
$12.00 |
Southern Fried Chicken Salad iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch |
$16.50 |
Greek Salad romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing |
$13.50 |
Burgers | |
Joe’s All-American Burger* house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles |
$17.00 |
Bacon-Cheddar Burger* house-ground prime chuck, applewood smoked bacon, sharp white cheddar, a1 aioli, pickled red onions, onion-brioche bun |
$18.00 |
Bacon Black & Blue* blackened house ground prime chuck, thick cut bacon, grain mustard, gorgonzola, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun |
$18.00 |
Patty Melt* double smashed house ground prime chuck patties, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, russian dressing, thick cut marble rye |
$18.00 |
Sandwiches | |
Grilled Chicken applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato roll |
$17.00 |
Corned Beef Reuben house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye |
$19.00 |
Blackened Fish lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun |
$18.00 |
Joe’s Turkey & Ham Club roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast |
$16.50 |
Louisiana Oyster Sandwich fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast |
$16.00 |
Vegan Chorizo Tacos impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas |
$16.00 |
Buffalo Chicken crispy breaded chicken thigh, jtr buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato roll |
$16.00 |
Mains | |
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon* crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus |
$44.00 |
Baby Back Ribs spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries |
$21.00 |
Joe’s Favorite Spirale & Chicken pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream |
$19.00 |
Pan Roasted Salmon* roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs |
$26.00 |
Maryland Crab Cakes jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce |
$32.00 |
Chicken Louisiana shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice |
$23.00 |
60 Day 12oz Prime NY Strip garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter |
$44.00 |
Beer Battered Fish & Chips atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce |
$21.00 |
Sides | |
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes | $6.00 |
Skin-On Fries | $6.00 |
Garlic-Buttermilk Mashed Potatoes | $6.00 |
Grilled Asparagus | $8.00 |
Sautéed Garlic Green Beans | $6.00 |
Garden Side Salad | $6.00 |
Caesar Side Salad | $7.00 |
Creole Coleslaw | $5.00 |
Spirale Pasta with Garlic Cream Sauce | $9.00 |
Desserts | |
Warm Apple Crisp V pecan crumble topping, vanilla bean ice cream |
$8.00 |
Hot Fudge Sundae V vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls, rolled cookies |
$8.00 |
Peanut Butter Pie V chocolate crumb crust, chantilly cream, chocolate sauce, toasted peanuts |
$8.00 |
Ten Layer Chocolate Cake V dark chocolate pearls, chantilly cream |
$8.00 |
Brunch | |
Starters | |
Hot Beer Cheese golden lager, soft pretzels |
$11.00 |
Reuben Fries house corned beef, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, toasted caraway seeds, scallions, skin-on fries |
$14.00 |
Roasted Garlic Hummus house made, smoked paprika, warm pita |
$11.00 |
Cuban Sliders dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce |
$14.00 |
Chicken Fried Pickles blackened ranch |
$8.00 |
Sweet Potato Tots hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions |
$8.00 |
Warm Giant Cinnamon Roll citrus cream cheese frosting |
$8.00 |
Warm Apple-Cinnamon Donuts maple syrup, cinnamon sugar |
$7.00 |
Wings | |
Breaded or Naked | $14.00 |
Brunch Specials | |
Quarterback Scramble 3 scrambled eggs*, roasted mushrooms pecan wood smoked bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast |
$15.00 |
Buttermilk Malted Waffle choice of vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter |
$11.00 |
Corned Beef Hash house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, 2 sunny side up eggs |
$19.00 |
Smashed Avocado Toast fried egg*, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotle aioli, marble rye toast |
$15.00 |
Joe’s Breakfast two eggs any style, bacon or sausage patty, smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, swirl rye toast |
$15.00 |
Sausage & Egg Sandwich 2 fried eggs*, sharp white cheddar, grilled sausage, potato bun |
$14.00 |
Fried Chicken Biscuit hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, bacon, hot honey, sharp cheddar |
$15.00 |
Brunch Burger house-ground prime chuck, bacon, avocado, fried egg, sharp cheddar, chipotle aioli, onion-brioche bun |
$18.00 |
Sandwiches & Burgers | |
Grilled Chicken applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, swiss cheese, tomatoes, chipotle aioli, potato roll |
$17.00 |
Corned Beef Reuben house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye |
$19.00 |
Blackened Fish Sandwich lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun |
$18.00 |
Joe’s Turkey & Ham Club roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast |
$16.50 |
Louisiana Oyster Sandwich fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast |
$16.00 |
Joe’s All-American Burger* house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles |
$17.00 |
Salads | |
Greek Salad romaine lettuce, feta cheese, cucumber, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, shaved red onion, lemon-oregano dressing |
$13.50 |
Greens & Feta Salad dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette |
$12.50 |
Caesar Salad* romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan |
$12.00 |
Southern Fried Chicken Salad iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, bacon, honey-mustard & house made ranch |
$16.50 |
Mains | |
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon* crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus |
$44.00 |
Baby Back Ribs spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries |
$21.00 |
Joe’s Favorite Spirale & Chicken pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream |
$17.00 |
Pan Roasted Salmon* roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs |
$26.00 |
Sides | |
Thick Cut Applewood Smoked Bacon | $5.00 |
Grilled Sausage Patty | $5.00 |
1 Egg, Any Style | $2.00 |
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes | $6.00 |
Toasted English Muffin | $2.00 |
Seasonal Fruit Cup | $5.00 |
Marble Rye Toast | $2.00 |
Skin-On Fries | $6.00 |
Dessert | |
Warm Apple Crumble granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream |
$7.00 |
Peanut Butter Pie oreo crumble crust, chocolate sauce, roasted peanuts |
$7.00 |
Spirits | |
Bloody Mary vodka, san marzano tomatoes blend, hot sauce, bacon sea salt, fresh horseradish, bacon |
$10.00 |
Pineapple Mojito bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice |
$10.00 |
Mimosa Flight | |
Sunrise tequila, cherry, pineapple |
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Sparkling Passion passion fruit, lime, elderflower |
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Hibiscus lemon, cinnamon |
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Buzz and Fuzz peach, sauvignon blanc, cherry |
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Mimosa Bar | |
Assorted Fruits and Juices | $7.00 |
Happy Hour | |
Drink Specials | |
Specialty Cocktails | $7.00 |
Well Drinks | $4.00 |
House Wines | $4.00 |
Draft Beers | $4.00 |
Bar Bites | |
Chicken Fried Pickles blackened ranch |
$4.00 |
Sweet Potato Tots hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions |
$5.00 |
Vegan Chorizo Taco impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, vegan cheddar, corn tortilla |
$4.00 |
Buffalo Chicken Wings four wings, blue cheese dressing, pickled carrots |
$5.00 |
Cuban Slider dijonnaise, pickle, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, baguette |
$3.00 |
Cocktails, Beer & Wine | |
Sparkling | |
Brut Rosé, Wycliff, CA | $24.00 |
Brut, Michelle VS, WA | $9.00 |
Prosecco, La Marca, Prosecco DOC, IT | $9.00 |
Moscato d’Asti, Marcarini, Piedmont DOCG, IT | $12.00 |
Champagne, Piper-Heidsieck “CuvéE 1785,” Reims, Fr | $68.00 |
Brut Champagne, Veuve Clicquot “Yellow Label,” Reims, Fr | $107.00 |
Champagne, Dom Pérignon, Champagne, FR | $250.00 |
White | |
Pinot Grigio, Canyon Road, CA | $6.50 |
Pinot Grigio, Lunardi, Veneto IGT, IT | $8.00 |
Pinot Grigio, Terlato, Friuli Colli Orientali DOC, IT | $46.00 |
Sauvignon Blanc, Falernia, Elqui Valley, CL | $9.00 |
Sauvignon Blanc, Whitehaven, Marlborough, NZ | $12.00 |
Riesling, Saint M, Pfalz, DE | $8.00 |
Chardonnay, Canyon Road, CA | $6.50 |
Chardonnay, Kendall-Jackson “Vintner’S Reserve,” CA | $11.00 |
Chardonnay, La Crema, Sonoma Coast, CA | $12.00 |
Chardonnay, Cakebread, Napa Valley, CA | $80.00 |
Reds | |
Rosé, Fantini, Cerasuolo d’Abruzzo DOC, IT | $8.00 |
Rosé, Cipresseto, Tuscany IGT, IT | $11.00 |
Rosé, M. Chapoutier “Mathilda,” Provence, Fr | $13.00 |
Pinot Noir, Storypoint, CA | $9.00 |
Pinot Noir, Erath “Resplendent,” or | $12.00 |
Pinot Noir, J Vineyards “Black,” CA | $48.00 |
Pinot Noir, Chalone “Estate,” Monterey, CA | $14.00 |
Pinot Noir, Gary Farrell, Russian River Valley, CA | $85.00 |
Pinot Noir, Rochioli, Russian River Valley, CA | $129.00 |
Merlot, Canyon Road, CA | $6.50 |
Merlot, Chateau Souverain, CA | $8.00 |
Malbec, Nieto Senetiner, Mendoza, AR | $11.00 |
Malbec, Don Miguel Gascón “Reserva,” Mendoza, AR | $15.00 |
Montepulciano d’Abruzzo, Fantini, Abruzzo DOC, IT | $11.00 |
Chianti, Piccini, Tuscany DOCG, IT | $8.00 |
Carménère, Haras de Pirque “Reserva,” Maipo Valley, cl | $29.00 |
Gsm, Yangarra Estate, Mclaren Vale, AU | $56.00 |
Red Blend, Kuleto Estate, “India Ink,” Napa/Lake County, CA | $12.00 |
Red Blend, Chapoutier “La Ciboise,” Luberon, Fr | $39.00 |
Red Blend, Il Poggione, Rosso di Montalcino DOC, Tuscany, IT | $64.00 |
Red Blend, Gaja, CA’ Marcanda “Magari,” Bolgheri IGT, it | $124.00 |
Red Blend, Farnese “Edizione” Cinque Autoctoni, Abruzzo & Puglia, it | $128.00 |
Cabernet Sauvignon, Canyon Road, CA | $6.50 |
Cabernet Sauvignon, William Hill, North Coast, CA | $9.00 |
Cabernet Sauvignon, Kendall-Jackson “Vintner’S Reserve,” Sonoma County, CA | $14.00 |
Cabernet Sauvignon, Conn Creek, Napa Valley, CA | $18.00 |
Cabernet Sauvignon, Rutherford Hill, Napa Valley, CA | $90.00 |
Cabernet Sauvignon, Silver Oak, Alexander Valley, CA | $125.00 |
Cabernet Sauvignon, Maxville, Napa Valley, CA | $129.00 |
Cabernet Sauvignon, Chimney Rock, Stags Leap District, CA | $148.00 |
Zinfandel, Edmeades, Mendocino County, CA | $11.00 |
Drafts | |
Bud Light, Pale Lager, MO | 4.2% | $5.50 |
Miller Lite, American Pilsner, WI | 4.2% | $5.50 |
Guinness, Irish Stout, IE | 4.3% (Imperial Pint) | $9.50 |
Devil’s Backbone, Broken Leg, Golden Lager, VA | 4.5% | $7.50 |
Yuengling, Amber Lager, PA | 4.4% | $6.00 |
Pleasure House, Shark Tears, Rhubarb Gose, VA | 4.8% | $8.00 |
Angry Orchard, Crisp Apple, Hard Cider, NY | 5.0% | $7.50 |
Guinness, Blonde Lager, American Lager, IE | 5.0% | $7.00 |
Port City, Optimal Wit, Witbier, VA | 4.9% | $7.50 |
Stella Artois, Pale Lager, BE | 5.0% | $7.00 |
Devil’s Backbone, Vienna Lager, Vienna Style Lager, VA | 5.2% | $7.50 |
South Street, Satan’s Pony, Amber Ale, VA | 5.3% | $7.00 |
Lagunitas, IPA, American Style IPA, CA | 6.2% | $8.00 |
Stone, IPA, West Coast Style IPA, VA | 6.9% | $7.00 |
Parkway, Grapefruit Get Bent Mountain IPA, VA | 7.2% | $7.00 |
Devil’s Backbone, Rotating Selection, VA | $7.50 |
Port City, Seasonal Selection, VA | $7.50 |
Samuel Adams, Seasonal Selection, MA | $7.50 |
Seasonal Rotator | |
Imported Bottles | |
Heineken, 0.0, Lager, NL | 0% | $6.00 |
Amstel Light, Pale Lager, NL | 3.5% | $7.00 |
Corona Light, Pale Lager, MX | 4.5% | $7.00 |
Corona Extra, American Adjunct Lager, MX | 4.6% | $7.00 |
Heineken, Euro Pale Lager, NL | 5.4% | $7.00 |
Domestic Bottles | |
Michelob Ultra, Pale Lager, MI | 4.2% | $5.50 |
Miller Lite, American Pilsner, WI | 4.2% | $5.50 |
Samuel Adams, Boston Lager, Amber Lager, MA | 4.8% | $7.50 |
Budweiser, Pale Lager, MO | 5.0% | $5.50 |
Naragansett, (16oz) Lager, RI | 5.0% | $6.00 |
Truly, Mixed Berry, Hard Seltzer, RI | 5.0% | $7.00 |
New Belgium, Fat Tire, Amber Ale, NC | 5.2% | $7.50 |
Firestone Walker, Pivo Hoppy Pils, Pilsner, CA | 5.3% | $7.00 |
Blue Point, Toasted Lager, Amber Lager, VA | 5.5% | $6.00 |
Otter Creek, Daily Dose, IPA, VT | 5.5% | $6.00 |
Sierra Nevada, Pale Ale, American Pale Ale, CA | 5.6% | $7.00 |
Brothers, Hoptimization, IPA, VA | 7.1% | $8.00 |
Port City, Porter, VA | 7.5% | $7.50 |
Southern Tier, 2xipa, Double IPA, NY | 8.2 % | $8.00 |
Cocktails | |
Lemon Basil Martini new amsterdam vodka, lustau dry vermouth, basil syrup, fresh lemon juice |
$10.00 |
Pink Cadillac Margarita altos reposado tequila, fresh lime juice, house made mixed berry syrup |
$12.00 |
Oaxaca Margarita altos reposado, del maguey “vida” mezcal, cucumber, fresno pepper, lime |
$12.00 |
Start Spreading the News strawberry infused new amsterdam vodka, lemon, hibiscus syrup |
$9.00 |
White Apple Sangria pinot grigio, ginger syrup, orange liqueur, lemon juice |
$11.00 |
Diablo Mojito rum, belle isle honey habanero moonshine, mint, lime |
$10.00 |
Cherry Blossom Sangria wycliff brut rosé, lustau blanc vermouth, cherry juice, orange flower water |
$11.00 |
Bourbon Bruze maker’s mark bourbon, honey-mint syrup, ginger juice, fresh lemon juice |
$11.00 |
Seasonal Specials | |
Seasonal Specials | |
NY STRIP SALAD chopped romaine & arugula, tomatoes, roasted corn, croutons, avocado, dijon-peppercorn vinaigrette, blue cheese dressing |
$25.00 |
BLACKENED FISH TACOS street corn, chipotle aioli, cilantro, corn tortillas, skin-on fries |
$19.00 |
P10 Specials | |
Specials | |
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream |
$8.00 |
GREEN GODDESS TURKEY BURGER house ground turkey, arugula, avocado, cucumbers, green goddess dressing, toasted potato bun, skin on fries |
$17.00 |
Christmas | |
Starters | |
Oysters Rockefeller brioche, herbs, turkey drippings, cranberry sauce |
$16.00 |
Spinach Artichoke Dip wilted spinach, artichoke hearts, cream cheese, roasted garlic, sour cream, lavash cracker |
$12.00 |
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms fresh crab meat, spinach, cream cheese, bread crumbs, garlic |
$16.00 |
Cranberry Glazed Chicken Wings spicy habanero-cranberry hot sauce |
$14.00 |
Grilled Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Skewers old no. 7 bbq sauce, smoky creamed corn |
$17.00 |
Buttermilk Biscuits whipped honey butter, house made jam |
$5.00 |
Soup & Salads | |
Chestnut & Apple Soup crème fraiche, chives, apple chips |
$8.00 |
French Onion Soup braised beef, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, french bread croutons |
$12.00 |
Greens & Feta Salad dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette |
$10.00 |
Caesar Salad* romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano |
$9.00 |
Mains | |
Cider Brined Roasted Turkey house made cranberry sauce, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, brioche stuffing, garlic green beans, herb gravy |
$19.00 |
Pork Shank Ham sweet potato casserole, mustard greens, amarena cherry glaze |
$27.00 |
Seared Scallops* braised kale, crispy fingerling coins, lemon butter sauce |
$32.00 |
Prime Rib* garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, garlic green beans, horseradish cream sauce, au jus |
$46.00 |
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon* crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus |
$39.00 |
Joe’s Favorite Spirale & Chicken pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream |
$19.00 |
Sweet Potato Gnocchi garlic-mushroom cream sauce, crispy pancetta, fried sage, lemon |
$21.00 |
Pan Roasted Salmon* roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs |
$26.00 |
Chicken Louisiana shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice |
$23.00 |
Sides | |
Garlic-Buttermilk Mash | |
Garlic Green Beans | |
Sweet Potato Casserole | |
Brioche Stuffing | |
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes | |
Skin-On Fries | |
Grilled Asparagus | |
Young Diners | |
Roasted Turkey mashed potatoes, green beans, gravy |
$10.00 |
Chicken Fingers skin-on fries or green beans, bbq sauce |
$8.00 |
Hamburger or Cheeseburger skin-on fries or green beans |
$8.00 |
Grilled Cheese skin-on fries or green beans |
$7.00 |
Dessert | |
Pecan Pie molasses, vanilla whipped cream |
$7.00 |
Warm Apple Crumble streusel topping, vanilla ice cream |
$7.00 |
Double Chocolate Cake dark chocolate cake, chocolate mousse |
$8.00 |
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Order and Reservations
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Contact Joe Theismann’s Restaurant
Address: 1800 Diagonal Rd Ste A, Alexandria, VA 22314
Phone: (703) 739-0777
Website: https://www.theismanns.com/
Hours
Friday | 11AM–11PM |
Saturday | 11AM–11PM |
Sunday | 11AM–11PM |
Monday | 11AM–11PM |
Tuesday | 11AM–11PM |
Wednesday | 11AM–11PM |
Thursday | 11AM–11PM |