Joe Theismann’s Restaurant Menu Prices

Neighborhood bar & grill decked out in sports paraphernalia & TVs showing the latest games.

Celebrating the professional football career of Joe Theismann and the American traditions surrounding professional sports, Joe Theismann’s Restaurant presents a menu of upscale bar and pub fare, plus a full bar featuring beer, wine and craft cocktails. The restaurant is centered around a main dining area with flat-screen TVs for watching the game, plus an intimate lounge area flanked by leather sofas, and secondary dining room that can be closed off for private events. Open for lunch, dinner and weekend brunch.

  4.4 – 2 reviews  $$ • American restaurant

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Menu

All Day Menu
Starters
Hot Beer Cheese
golden lager, soft pretzels
$11.00
Reuben Fries
house-corned beef, scallions, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, toasted caraway seeds, skin-on fries
$14.00
Roasted Garlic Hummus
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita
$10.00
House Made Onion Rings
panko bread crumbs, blackened ranch dressing
$9.00
DC Chili-Cheese Fries
dc-style chili, beer cheese, half smoke sausage, pickled onions, blackened ranch
$10.00
Sweet Potato Tots
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
$8.00
Cuban Sliders
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce
$14.00
Giant Cheesey Garlic Pull-Apart Bread
mozzarella, garlic butter, san marzano marinara
$12.00
Chicken Fried Pickles
blackened ranch
$8.00
Wings
Breaded or Naked $14.00
Salads
Garden Salad
mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, shaved red onions, garlic croutons, champagne vinaigrette
$10.00
Greens & Feta Salad
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette
$12.50
Caesar Salad*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
$12.00
Southern Fried Chicken Salad
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, bacon, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, honey-mustard & house made ranch
$16.50
Greek Salad
romaine lettuce, feta cheese, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, shaved red onions, lemon-oregano dressing
$13.50
Burgers
Joe’s All-American Burger*
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles
$17.00
Bacon-Cheddar Burger*
house-ground prime chuck, applewood smoked bacon, sharp white cheddar, a1 aioli, pickled red onions, onion-brioche bun
$18.00
Bacon Black & Blue*
blackened house ground prime chuck, thick cut bacon, grain mustard, gorgonzola, caramelized onions, onion-brioche bun
$18.00
Patty Melt*
double smashed house ground prime chuck patties, swiss cheese, caramelized onions, russian dressing, thick cut marble rye
$18.00
Sandwiches
Grilled Chicken
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, swiss cheese, chipotle aioli, potato roll
$17.00
Corned Beef Reuben
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye
$19.00
Blackened Fish
lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun
$18.00
Joe’s Turkey & Ham Club
roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast
$16.50
Louisiana Oyster Sandwich
fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast
$16.00
Vegan Chorizo Tacos
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, vegan cheddar, cilantro, corn tortillas
$16.00
Buffalo Chicken
crispy breaded chicken thigh, jtr buffalo sauce, blue cheese ranch, tomato, shredded lettuce, potato roll
$16.00
Mains
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon*
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
$44.00
Baby Back Ribs
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
$21.00
Joe’s Favorite Spirale & Chicken
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
$19.00
Pan Roasted Salmon*
roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs
$26.00
Maryland Crab Cakes
jumbo lump blue crab, skin-on fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce
$32.00
Chicken Louisiana
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
$23.00
60 Day 12oz Prime NY Strip
garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, sautéed green beans, béarnaise butter
$44.00
Beer Battered Fish & Chips
atlantic cod, skin-on fries, creole slaw, lemon, tartar sauce
$21.00
Sides
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes $6.00
Skin-On Fries $6.00
Garlic-Buttermilk Mashed Potatoes $6.00
Grilled Asparagus $8.00
Sautéed Garlic Green Beans $6.00
Garden Side Salad $6.00
Caesar Side Salad $7.00
Creole Coleslaw $5.00
Spirale Pasta with Garlic Cream Sauce $9.00
Desserts
Warm Apple Crisp V
pecan crumble topping, vanilla bean ice cream
$8.00
Hot Fudge Sundae V
vanilla bean ice cream, house made hot fudge, cherries, whipped cream, chocolate pearls, rolled cookies
$8.00
Peanut Butter Pie V
chocolate crumb crust, chantilly cream, chocolate sauce, toasted peanuts
$8.00
Ten Layer Chocolate Cake V
dark chocolate pearls, chantilly cream
$8.00
Brunch
Starters
Hot Beer Cheese
golden lager, soft pretzels
$11.00
Reuben Fries
house corned beef, swiss cheese, sauerkraut, toasted caraway seeds, scallions, skin-on fries
$14.00
Roasted Garlic Hummus
house made, smoked paprika, warm pita
$11.00
Cuban Sliders
dijonnaise, pickles, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, mojo sauce
$14.00
Chicken Fried Pickles
blackened ranch
$8.00
Sweet Potato Tots
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
$8.00
Warm Giant Cinnamon Roll
citrus cream cheese frosting
$8.00
Warm Apple-Cinnamon Donuts
maple syrup, cinnamon sugar
$7.00
Wings
Breaded or Naked $14.00
Brunch Specials
Quarterback Scramble
3 scrambled eggs*, roasted mushrooms pecan wood smoked bacon, peppers, onions, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, marble rye toast
$15.00
Buttermilk Malted Waffle
choice of vanilla, blueberry, or chocolate chip with maple syrup and whipped butter
$11.00
Corned Beef Hash
house made corned beef, red potatoes, caramelized onions, green onions, 2 sunny side up eggs
$19.00
Smashed Avocado Toast
fried egg*, pickled onions, marinated tomatoes, herbs, chipotle aioli, marble rye toast
$15.00
Joe’s Breakfast
two eggs any style, bacon or sausage patty, smashed garlic parmesan potatoes, swirl rye toast
$15.00
Sausage & Egg Sandwich
2 fried eggs*, sharp white cheddar, grilled sausage, potato bun
$14.00
Fried Chicken Biscuit
hot sauce marinated chicken thigh, bacon, hot honey, sharp cheddar
$15.00
Brunch Burger
house-ground prime chuck, bacon, avocado, fried egg, sharp cheddar, chipotle aioli, onion-brioche bun
$18.00
Sandwiches & Burgers
Grilled Chicken
applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, swiss cheese, tomatoes, chipotle aioli, potato roll
$17.00
Corned Beef Reuben
house made corned beef, sauerkraut, swiss cheese, russian dressing, marble rye
$19.00
Blackened Fish Sandwich
lettuce, tomato, chipotle aioli, potato bun
$18.00
Joe’s Turkey & Ham Club
roasted turkey breast, pit ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, mayo, thick cut toast
$16.50
Louisiana Oyster Sandwich
fried oysters, spicy remoulade, tomatoes, shredded lettuce, thick cut toast
$16.00
Joe’s All-American Burger*
house-ground prime double smashed beef patties, american cheese, shredded iceberg, russian dressing, onion-brioche bun, pickles
$17.00
Salads
Greek Salad
romaine lettuce, feta cheese, cucumber, kalamata olives, grape tomatoes, shaved red onion, lemon-oregano dressing
$13.50
Greens & Feta Salad
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette
$12.50
Caesar Salad*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, parmesan
$12.00
Southern Fried Chicken Salad
iceberg & romaine, grape tomatoes, cheddar, red onions, hard boiled egg, bacon, honey-mustard & house made ranch
$16.50
Mains
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon*
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
$44.00
Baby Back Ribs
spice rubbed, slow cooked & char grilled, old no. 7 bbq sauce, skin-on fries
$21.00
Joe’s Favorite Spirale & Chicken
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
$17.00
Pan Roasted Salmon*
roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs
$26.00
Sides
Thick Cut Applewood Smoked Bacon $5.00
Grilled Sausage Patty $5.00
1 Egg, Any Style $2.00
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes $6.00
Toasted English Muffin $2.00
Seasonal Fruit Cup $5.00
Marble Rye Toast $2.00
Skin-On Fries $6.00
Dessert
Warm Apple Crumble
granny smith apples, brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla ice cream
$7.00
Peanut Butter Pie
oreo crumble crust, chocolate sauce, roasted peanuts
$7.00
Spirits
Bloody Mary
vodka, san marzano tomatoes blend, hot sauce, bacon sea salt, fresh horseradish, bacon
$10.00
Pineapple Mojito
bacardi pineapple fusion, fresh mint, lime juice
$10.00
Mimosa Flight
Sunrise
tequila, cherry, pineapple
Sparkling Passion
passion fruit, lime, elderflower
Hibiscus
lemon, cinnamon
Buzz and Fuzz
peach, sauvignon blanc, cherry
Mimosa Bar
Assorted Fruits and Juices $7.00
Happy Hour
Drink Specials
Specialty Cocktails $7.00
Well Drinks $4.00
House Wines $4.00
Draft Beers $4.00
Bar Bites
Chicken Fried Pickles
blackened ranch
$4.00
Sweet Potato Tots
hot honey, bacon, pecans, green onions
$5.00
Vegan Chorizo Taco
impossible chorizo, pico de gallo, cilantro, vegan cheddar, corn tortilla
$4.00
Buffalo Chicken Wings
four wings, blue cheese dressing, pickled carrots
$5.00
Cuban Slider
dijonnaise, pickle, swiss cheese, capicola, salami, braised pork, baguette
$3.00
Cocktails, Beer & Wine
Sparkling
Brut Rosé, Wycliff, CA $24.00
Brut, Michelle VS, WA $9.00
Prosecco, La Marca, Prosecco DOC, IT $9.00
Moscato d’Asti, Marcarini, Piedmont DOCG, IT $12.00
Champagne, Piper-Heidsieck “CuvéE 1785,” Reims, Fr $68.00
Brut Champagne, Veuve Clicquot “Yellow Label,” Reims, Fr $107.00
Champagne, Dom Pérignon, Champagne, FR $250.00
White
Pinot Grigio, Canyon Road, CA $6.50
Pinot Grigio, Lunardi, Veneto IGT, IT $8.00
Pinot Grigio, Terlato, Friuli Colli Orientali DOC, IT $46.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Falernia, Elqui Valley, CL $9.00
Sauvignon Blanc, Whitehaven, Marlborough, NZ $12.00
Riesling, Saint M, Pfalz, DE $8.00
Chardonnay, Canyon Road, CA $6.50
Chardonnay, Kendall-Jackson “Vintner’S Reserve,” CA $11.00
Chardonnay, La Crema, Sonoma Coast, CA $12.00
Chardonnay, Cakebread, Napa Valley, CA $80.00
Reds
Rosé, Fantini, Cerasuolo d’Abruzzo DOC, IT $8.00
Rosé, Cipresseto, Tuscany IGT, IT $11.00
Rosé, M. Chapoutier “Mathilda,” Provence, Fr $13.00
Pinot Noir, Storypoint, CA $9.00
Pinot Noir, Erath “Resplendent,” or $12.00
Pinot Noir, J Vineyards “Black,” CA $48.00
Pinot Noir, Chalone “Estate,” Monterey, CA $14.00
Pinot Noir, Gary Farrell, Russian River Valley, CA $85.00
Pinot Noir, Rochioli, Russian River Valley, CA $129.00
Merlot, Canyon Road, CA $6.50
Merlot, Chateau Souverain, CA $8.00
Malbec, Nieto Senetiner, Mendoza, AR $11.00
Malbec, Don Miguel Gascón “Reserva,” Mendoza, AR $15.00
Montepulciano d’Abruzzo, Fantini, Abruzzo DOC, IT $11.00
Chianti, Piccini, Tuscany DOCG, IT $8.00
Carménère, Haras de Pirque “Reserva,” Maipo Valley, cl $29.00
Gsm, Yangarra Estate, Mclaren Vale, AU $56.00
Red Blend, Kuleto Estate, “India Ink,” Napa/Lake County, CA $12.00
Red Blend, Chapoutier “La Ciboise,” Luberon, Fr $39.00
Red Blend, Il Poggione, Rosso di Montalcino DOC, Tuscany, IT $64.00
Red Blend, Gaja, CA’ Marcanda “Magari,” Bolgheri IGT, it $124.00
Red Blend, Farnese “Edizione” Cinque Autoctoni, Abruzzo & Puglia, it $128.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Canyon Road, CA $6.50
Cabernet Sauvignon, William Hill, North Coast, CA $9.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Kendall-Jackson “Vintner’S Reserve,” Sonoma County, CA $14.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Conn Creek, Napa Valley, CA $18.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Rutherford Hill, Napa Valley, CA $90.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Silver Oak, Alexander Valley, CA $125.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Maxville, Napa Valley, CA $129.00
Cabernet Sauvignon, Chimney Rock, Stags Leap District, CA $148.00
Zinfandel, Edmeades, Mendocino County, CA $11.00
Drafts
Bud Light, Pale Lager, MO | 4.2% $5.50
Miller Lite, American Pilsner, WI | 4.2% $5.50
Guinness, Irish Stout, IE | 4.3% (Imperial Pint) $9.50
Devil’s Backbone, Broken Leg, Golden Lager, VA | 4.5% $7.50
Yuengling, Amber Lager, PA | 4.4% $6.00
Pleasure House, Shark Tears, Rhubarb Gose, VA | 4.8% $8.00
Angry Orchard, Crisp Apple, Hard Cider, NY | 5.0% $7.50
Guinness, Blonde Lager, American Lager, IE | 5.0% $7.00
Port City, Optimal Wit, Witbier, VA | 4.9% $7.50
Stella Artois, Pale Lager, BE | 5.0% $7.00
Devil’s Backbone, Vienna Lager, Vienna Style Lager, VA | 5.2% $7.50
South Street, Satan’s Pony, Amber Ale, VA | 5.3% $7.00
Lagunitas, IPA, American Style IPA, CA | 6.2% $8.00
Stone, IPA, West Coast Style IPA, VA | 6.9% $7.00
Parkway, Grapefruit Get Bent Mountain IPA, VA | 7.2% $7.00
Devil’s Backbone, Rotating Selection, VA $7.50
Port City, Seasonal Selection, VA $7.50
Samuel Adams, Seasonal Selection, MA $7.50
Seasonal Rotator
Imported Bottles
Heineken, 0.0, Lager, NL | 0% $6.00
Amstel Light, Pale Lager, NL | 3.5% $7.00
Corona Light, Pale Lager, MX | 4.5% $7.00
Corona Extra, American Adjunct Lager, MX | 4.6% $7.00
Heineken, Euro Pale Lager, NL | 5.4% $7.00
Domestic Bottles
Michelob Ultra, Pale Lager, MI | 4.2% $5.50
Miller Lite, American Pilsner, WI | 4.2% $5.50
Samuel Adams, Boston Lager, Amber Lager, MA | 4.8% $7.50
Budweiser, Pale Lager, MO | 5.0% $5.50
Naragansett, (16oz) Lager, RI | 5.0% $6.00
Truly, Mixed Berry, Hard Seltzer, RI | 5.0% $7.00
New Belgium, Fat Tire, Amber Ale, NC | 5.2% $7.50
Firestone Walker, Pivo Hoppy Pils, Pilsner, CA | 5.3% $7.00
Blue Point, Toasted Lager, Amber Lager, VA | 5.5% $6.00
Otter Creek, Daily Dose, IPA, VT | 5.5% $6.00
Sierra Nevada, Pale Ale, American Pale Ale, CA | 5.6% $7.00
Brothers, Hoptimization, IPA, VA | 7.1% $8.00
Port City, Porter, VA | 7.5% $7.50
Southern Tier, 2xipa, Double IPA, NY | 8.2 % $8.00
Cocktails
Lemon Basil Martini
new amsterdam vodka, lustau dry vermouth, basil syrup, fresh lemon juice
$10.00
Pink Cadillac Margarita
altos reposado tequila, fresh lime juice, house made mixed berry syrup
$12.00
Oaxaca Margarita
altos reposado, del maguey “vida” mezcal, cucumber, fresno pepper, lime
$12.00
Start Spreading the News
strawberry infused new amsterdam vodka, lemon, hibiscus syrup
$9.00
White Apple Sangria
pinot grigio, ginger syrup, orange liqueur, lemon juice
$11.00
Diablo Mojito
rum, belle isle honey habanero moonshine, mint, lime
$10.00
Cherry Blossom Sangria
wycliff brut rosé, lustau blanc vermouth, cherry juice, orange flower water
$11.00
Bourbon Bruze
maker’s mark bourbon, honey-mint syrup, ginger juice, fresh lemon juice
$11.00
Seasonal Specials
Seasonal Specials
NY STRIP SALAD
chopped romaine & arugula, tomatoes, roasted corn, croutons, avocado, dijon-peppercorn vinaigrette, blue cheese dressing
$25.00
BLACKENED FISH TACOS
street corn, chipotle aioli, cilantro, corn tortillas, skin-on fries
$19.00
P10 Specials
Specials
NEW ENGLAND CLAM CHOWDER
bacon, corn, potatoes, onions, celery, cream
$8.00
GREEN GODDESS TURKEY BURGER
house ground turkey, arugula, avocado, cucumbers, green goddess dressing, toasted potato bun, skin on fries
$17.00
Christmas
Starters
Oysters Rockefeller
brioche, herbs, turkey drippings, cranberry sauce
$16.00
Spinach Artichoke Dip
wilted spinach, artichoke hearts, cream cheese, roasted garlic, sour cream, lavash cracker
$12.00
Crab Stuffed Mushrooms
fresh crab meat, spinach, cream cheese, bread crumbs, garlic
$16.00
Cranberry Glazed Chicken Wings
spicy habanero-cranberry hot sauce
$14.00
Grilled Bacon Wrapped Shrimp Skewers
old no. 7 bbq sauce, smoky creamed corn
$17.00
Buttermilk Biscuits
whipped honey butter, house made jam
$5.00
Soup & Salads
Chestnut & Apple Soup
crème fraiche, chives, apple chips
$8.00
French Onion Soup
braised beef, caramelized onions, swiss cheese, french bread croutons
$12.00
Greens & Feta Salad
dried cranberries, candied pecans, champagne vinaigrette
$10.00
Caesar Salad*
romaine, creamy garlic dressing, garlic croutons, grana padano
$9.00
Mains
Cider Brined Roasted Turkey
house made cranberry sauce, garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, brioche stuffing, garlic green beans, herb gravy
$19.00
Pork Shank Ham
sweet potato casserole, mustard greens, amarena cherry glaze
$27.00
Seared Scallops*
braised kale, crispy fingerling coins, lemon butter sauce
$32.00
Prime Rib*
garlic-buttermilk mashed potatoes, garlic green beans, horseradish cream sauce, au jus
$46.00
45 Day Aged Filet Mignon*
crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, red wine-shallot demi-glace, asparagus
$39.00
Joe’s Favorite Spirale & Chicken
pan fried chicken breast, house made pasta, baby spinach, sun dried tomatoes, parmesan cream
$19.00
Sweet Potato Gnocchi
garlic-mushroom cream sauce, crispy pancetta, fried sage, lemon
$21.00
Pan Roasted Salmon*
roasted tomato-dill butter, green beans, crispy smashed garlic-parmesan potatoes, fresh herbs
$26.00
Chicken Louisiana
shrimp, andouille sausage, peppers, onions, cajun cream sauce, basmati rice
$23.00
Sides
Garlic-Buttermilk Mash
Garlic Green Beans
Sweet Potato Casserole
Brioche Stuffing
Crispy Smashed Garlic-Parmesan Potatoes
Skin-On Fries
Grilled Asparagus
Young Diners
Roasted Turkey
mashed potatoes, green beans, gravy
$10.00
Chicken Fingers
skin-on fries or green beans, bbq sauce
$8.00
Hamburger or Cheeseburger
skin-on fries or green beans
$8.00
Grilled Cheese
skin-on fries or green beans
$7.00
Dessert
Pecan Pie
molasses, vanilla whipped cream
$7.00
Warm Apple Crumble
streusel topping, vanilla ice cream
$7.00
Double Chocolate Cake
dark chocolate cake, chocolate mousse
$8.00

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Order and Reservations

Reservations: theismanns.comopentable.com

Contact Joe Theismann’s Restaurant

Address: 1800 Diagonal Rd Ste A, Alexandria, VA 22314

Phone: (703) 739-0777

Website: https://www.theismanns.com/

Hours

Friday 11AM–11PM
Saturday 11AM–11PM
Sunday 11AM–11PM
Monday 11AM–11PM
Tuesday 11AM–11PM
Wednesday 11AM–11PM
Thursday 11AM–11PM

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